Funny Golf Team Names That Will Have You Chuckling in No Time

Funny Golf Team Names
Golf is a game of gentlemen, or rather gentlemen who prefer humor. In the elegant game of golf, a hilarious name for your team can give others not only a reason to laugh, but also serves as a memento of your team. So, choose any name from the list, but remember to choose wisely!
SportsAspire Staff
Last Updated: Jan 31, 2018
"What you have to understand is that three bad shots and one good shot still make par. You see golf is a game of recovery." - Bobby Jones [Stroke of Genius, 2004]
The name of your Golf team means a lot. It is the first communication to your opponent and your spectators. So, you would want it to be impressive, witty and entertaining, as per the game you are playing in. A funny or hilarious name will definitely not suit a charity game. And so will not a bland name suit a fantasy game. Therefore, before christening your team, give due consideration to the nature of your tournament.

The name you choose will serve as a means to identify your team, so, be clever. Choose a name that justifies every player of your team and also their techniques. A little oomph is never bad. And also, if you exaggerate a tad more, you may be able to plant a seed of threat in your opponent team. (Also, the reaction is worth the effort!)
Amuse Your Opponent!
In any sport, it is favorable to have an element of surprise to distract your opponent. We advocate fair play, but no harm in catching your opponent in astonishment as they hear your team name. May be, one of these will help you achieve the HOLE!
Hanging the Liars
~ Ace Venturers ~ Drop Dunk
~ Tee Drivers ~ The Stoned
~ The Brick Heads ~ Hanging the Liars
~ Birds of Away ~ The RunAway Birdie
~ The Restless Doglegs ~ The Wet Wedgers
~ Smoking Tees ~ The Wooden Cups
~ The Egg Point: Fried and Scrambled
~ Club Groove ~ The Whippy Links
~ Gimmie Par ~ The Fringe Crew
~ Beer, Wings and Swings
~ The Men-in-tee ~ The Sand Baggers
~ The Close Enoughs ~ The Chili Dippers
~ Tee-totalers ~ Sand Gropers
~ The Sand Traps ~ The Has-beens
~ The Never-coulds ~ The Drunken Wankers
~ Going Pro (not) ~ The Waterballs
~ Club Hoppers ~ The Longballs
~ The Caddies ~ Tee-rific
~ The Gold Diggers ~ The Fair Miners
~ Team 'Where's the beer girl?'
~ Smokin Aces ~ Beer Wench
~ The Bigger Putters
The Fantasy of the Greens
How cool is it to play golf without actually playing it? Pick your players, register yourself and there you are, fantasy golfer. All you need to do is follow and keep a record of your team's score. And yes, you need a fantasy golf name, which is worth the chimera.
Lords of the Pin
~ The Deuce of Hazards
~ The Flex-eagles ~ Hook and Skulls
~ The Mexicanity ~ Natural Hazards
~ Meet the Putters ~ House of Hogan
~ The Were-whiffs ~ The Fl-ex Men
~ Chosen by Goosen
~ Cink Links ~ We Dream of Dormie!
~ The Mallet Mafia ~ The Green Rangers
~ Bermuda Knights ~ Thunder-cads
~ The Power-putt Boys
~ Fairway Ninjas ~ The Fore-father
~ The Bandits of Nine-ville
~ Lords of the Pin ~ The Wrath of Putters
~ Misfits of Fairway
~ The Men with Iron Clubs
~ The Raiders of Albatross
~ Baffy: The Ball Slayers
~ The Shaft-shank Redemptions
~ Lag Shag and Two-some Golfers
~ The Pirates of Cypress Point
~ The Bandon Dune Ducks
~ The Bunker Marauders
~ The Legends of Hooded Club
~ The Knights Templar of Holy Green
~ Putt Sinkers
~ The Hounds of Stableford
~ The Royal Fore-baums
~ The Woodsmen
~ The Putt Pirates
~ Tiger's Wood
~ The Wonder Whackers
~ The Thunder Chickens
~ The Handicap Chaps
Of Friends and Colleagues
A golf match showdown with college friends or your (not so) colleagues from another department, is never about your golfing ability. It is always more than that. And playing dirty is just an unwritten rule. Then, why shouldn't your team name suggest so?
The Pot Bunkers
~ Ball Exploders ~ Hairy Frogs
~ The Yips Wagglers ~ The Hole-y Strokers
~ The Shaggy Swingers ~ Lips in Play
~ The Pot Bunkers ~ The Bar-keys
~ The Sons of Pitches ~ Back Door Entries
~ The Balls-terous ~ Heights of Holes
~ Honor the Holes ~ Hole Models
~ Shot Putz ~ Half Balled
~ The Whole Nine Holes
~ Dirty Birdie ~ The Wrecking Balls
~ The Bush Wackers ~ The Swingers
~ Balls of Fire ~ The Big Sticks
~ The Ball Washiers
~ The Hole in Fun Gang
~ Lost Balls ~ Foreplayers
~ We're Slicers, not Hookers
~ Small Holes, Big Balls
~ The Holey Ones ~ The Expende-balls
For the Smaller Version
Miniature golf, popularly known as Mini-golf, is a great alternative to test your golfing skills. It requires less expertise and is thus, a very well-known recreation. So, this weekend, gather some friends, go over to the nearest mini golf course, challenge someone to a game and have a great time. Don't forget to register yourself as one of these:
Golfers Inc.
~ Tiger Cubs ~ Teen Tigers
~ Featherie and Chips
~ Plumb Bobs Snake Pants
~ Angry Birds ~ Maddie Caddie
~ Chunk Flunk ~ Cleek a Tee
~ The Ugly Ducklings
~ The Green Troopers
~ 3 Jack Reachers
~ Golfers Inc. ~ Green Gang
~ Slice and Dice ~ Stroke of Luck
~ Kids in a Sandbox
~ The Little Giants ~ The Miniatures
~ Different Strokes ~ Long Shorts
~ The Uneven Pars ~ The Handicapped
~ The Long and the Short of it
~ Up to Par ~ Birdie Gurus
~ Where Birdies Land ~ Tee-mendous Team
~ The Foreirons ~ The Club Mongers
~ The Bogeymen ~ Dimpled Balls
The above given compilation of funny golf team names is to add the X-factor to your game. Here the 'X-factor' refers to having 'Extreme Fun'. So, have a sportsmanship spirit, and choose a name entirely for the purpose of fun and amusement. And if your opponent gives "the look", simply smile, ignore and enjoy!
Golf concept
Golf Ball On Green Grass Field
Golfer Ready to Play Shot on Course At Sunset
Golf Clubs
Golfers Walking On Golf Course
Bonding On The Golf Course